by Ada Nicolle
I have some lyrics written.
This is to the tune of Taylor Swift's "Anti-Hero." Enjoy!:
It's me, hi, I am the very model of a modern major-general,
At tea time, I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I'll stare directly at the elegiacs at the crimes of Heliogabalus
It must be exhausting always flooring peculiarities parabolous.